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What do you call a Paki in a Freezer?
Tough Shit
A paki is standing on the side of the road waiting for a bus. A piece of crap is right beside him. The bus driver says to him, "Two dollars for you and 50 cents for your son."
What do you call a paki with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you Do when you see a Paki wuth Half A Head?
Stop Laughing And Reload
What do you do when a Paki is drinking Water?
Slap Down the Toilet Seat
What do you call a paki priest?
Holy shit!
What do you call a paki with two wooden legs?
A waste of wood.
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An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out.
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer Relates the issue to Kashmir Asks the Chinese for Military
aid Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
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The Paki and the Train
There's an Indian, Pakistani and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other, girl in the middle, in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap.
The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent punch.
The Pakistani is thinking "Damn it, that Indian must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and punched me."
The girl is thinking, "That Pakistani must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Indian instead and got punched.
"The Indian is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and punch that Pakistani again".
There's an Indian, Pakistani and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other, girl in the middle, in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap.
The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent punch.
The Pakistani is thinking "Damn it, that Indian must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and punched me."
The girl is thinking, "That Pakistani must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Indian instead and got punched.
"The Indian is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and punch that Pakistani again".
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This is one of my favorite images
This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.
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